The power of the Mainstream Media never ceases to amaze me. What’s unfortunate is their super hero power is stupidity. I wasn’t even aware that being a total dumb as was a positive. Evidently, I was raised wronger then what my second ex-wife had me believing. No wonder the American education system is failing. The kidz are sense that it’s more lucrative to be a total fxcckin’ dumb ass. Why expand your mind when you can be a talking head or a YouTube sensation.

Ah yes, The Rapture.

I don’t want to get sidetracked today and start a scuffle over the legitimacy of such beliefs. It’s not for me to say. People believe in gravity and we can’t see that either. “But gravity can be proven,” you say. Keep in mind Newton didn’t drop said knowledge until the late 1600s. If you’ll check the Wikipedia page and think back to that era of no space travel and what not, doesn’t it seem a bit odd that Newton was providing proof about a thing he could not see, between extraterrestrial bodies he could not see. If you did that today you’d end up on Dr. Phil as some sort of reject. Times certainly have changed. I digress.

My point for the moment is, maybe there are forces in the universe we do not yet understand? There are plenty of examples of unknowns eventually being discovered and explained. So how is it people expect proof of things we can’t yet understand? Is that even possible? We can’t cure the common cold and suddenly science is the path to proving God. Not for nuttin’ but if there is a God then I’m pretty sure that it’s the other way around.

Back to The Rapture.

So this guy down south predicts the rapture. Let me clue you in, this isn’t the first time he’s done this. None the less, the MSM pump the story yet conveniently forget to mention that the source has some serious credibility issues. Nor do they mention the benefits such attention might bring our modern day Nostradamus. For what it’s worth I heard about his first miss on BCC.

But maybe he’ll get it right this time. It’s possible. I’m on wife #3 and I think I finally nailed it. Maybe prophesying takes practice? If Tiger Woods can get at least one practice swing should this guy be allowed to do the same?

Regardless of what happens in the next couple hours, I am certain of two things right now. The first is that after last night’s bar plus Taco Bell  session what came out of my ass this morning was one delightful rapture. In fact it took a couple cups of coffee and a couple raptures to clear the way for breakfast. Too much info? LOL

The other rapture truth is Blondie’s jammie from back in the day still rocks. Debbie Harry is the bomb. Shouldn’t they get some residuals from all this too?