Too fxxckin’ funny, Snoop Dogg is featured in the latest Pepsi Zero campaign. Evidently someone at Pepsi missed a memo; but how could they? Even my grandmother Betty knows what’s up with Snoop.

I would have loved to be a fly on the wall of that meeting at Pepsi. Can you imagine? Pimp? Check. Bxxtches? Hos? Check. Check. Strong pimp hand? Check! Copious amounts of chronic? Check!! Gatt? Check. Misogynist? Check. And that’s who Pepsi calls on to rep their brand.  That’s crazy. Seriously? Snoop makes Lindsay Lohan look like a toddler in a sandbox.

What’s even more crazy is no one seems to care. Not a parents’ group, no teachers’ association, no hypocritical politician, not even a woman’s rights organization has raised a peep. No one! Could it be that the whole world is down with Snoop Dogg? It’s either that or tha Dogg has lost his bite and no one really cares. Could it be that to most he’s more cartoon character than an O.G. Poor Snoop, all that street cred up in smoke. Pun intended.

Or what about Dr. Dre? Dr. Pepper and Best Buy are on his d? Didn’t anyone mention that he is the gangsta from NWA who did “Fuck Tha Police”? All these mixed messages confuse me.