Don’t get me wrong, I totally understand where the animal rights and tree hugger types come from most of the time. We are here on God’s good earth to share the space and not rape, pillage and burn it. That’s pretty easy to agree on. We are also human and humans make mistakes. Most modern and civil societies have allowances for these transgressions. It’s called prison.

I bring this up because evidently hypocrisy has followed the Eagle’s QB Mike Vick to Dallas. Long story short, soon after being awarded NFL Comeback Player of the Year, Vick was also given some kind of bogus key to the city of Dallas by some third rate local politician. So bogus is this key that they gave KISS’ Gene Simmons one too a couple weeks ago. No offense to Simmons and KISS but it’s obviously not a Nobel Prize. If there were a gum ball machine big enuff you’d probably be able to get one of these keys for a quarter.

In the article on DallasNews.com there’s a quote from a local animal rights advocacte. She said:

“It’s shameful. I’m embarrassed that my city has given a key to a convicted felon accused of a violent, horrendous crime,” said Jonnie England, spokeswoman for the Metroplex Animal Coalition.

England, a former member of the Dallas Animal Shelter Commission and a respected figure among animal advocates, called on Caraway to publicly apologize.

There is no doubt that what Vick did was fxxcked up, or at the very least just plain stoopid. But he did his time and has since become a poster child for staying strong and making a comeback. He’s out talking to kids. He’s trying to be a decent human being. He’s trying to be a good citizen. Probably not perfect but at least good.

But that’s not my beef today. My beef with this Ms. England fxxck is Adam Pacman Jones. Pacman Jones is a proven scumbag. Convicted felon or not, I’d rather have Vick at my dinner table then Jones. I bet you a fur fxxcking coat that England didn’t protest that. And I bet she didn’t raise her pooper scooper in protest when we found out that the Cheney Regime lied to us about Iraq. Thousands of people are dead because of a lie but Mike Vick even after serving his time is not credible. Are you fxxckin’ seroius bxxtch?

WTF lady. Where are your fxxcking priorities? I’d call you a jackass but you’d probably take that as a compliment. Fxxckin’ dumbass! If you had any sense of human rights you’d understand that your continued persecution of Vick is a violation. Maybe not against the law but against The Law. Where’s your glass fxxckin’ house Jonnie I wanna throw some petrified dinosaur shxxt at it. Know what I’m sayin’?