God help you if this is a surprise. I almost choked on my coffee reading this bullshxxt. The New York Times headline reads: Report by BP Finds Several Companies at Fault in Spill.

Come on now you fxxcks, did you really expect them to take all the blame? Do you have your own kid investigate who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Does your daughter’s BF confess to taking her virginity? Fxxck me! The headline should read: BP Serves Up More Self-Serving PR Bullshxxt.

What’s even more pathetic is that they’re going to get away with it. Almost makes me want to put a bullet in my own head. Fxxckin’ total crap really. Are you fxcckin’ serious?

Screw the coffee, get me a beer. It’s 9am and I have a headache already.