Spare me the bullshxxt about Manny this and Manny that. The fact is, that whole league is corrupt. The players know it. The owners know it. Fxxck me, even the public knows it. It’s like Wall Street meets Malcolm McLaren. They’ll gamble and accept that even bad press is good for business. Fxxckin’ stupid.

Then there’s the owners – don’t even get me started. If I invested $25 million per year in someone you’d be damn sure I’d be giving them a physical at least once per week. Hell, I’d put the rubber glove on myself and would have my finger so far up my star’s ass he’d be begging me to tongue kiss him.

In this case that $25m is just part of a bigger investment. If it were my money you’d be damn sure I’d make sure shxxt is clean and kosher, even in the off season. Yeah, I understand there’s a players’ union but the owners have to agree to that agreement. Tell me I can’t protect my investment and I’d tell you kiss my white fxxckin’ ass.

As it is most baseball players should be going to Jenny Craig. For the money those fxxcks are getting those guys should be buff. Unfortunately too many of them are closer to buffet. No wonder it’s America’s past time. At this point MLB should be MLBE. It worked for wrestling. Maybe if soccer players got fat that sport would catch on? This is as stupid as the swine flu hype bullshxxt from last week.